"To the man with a hammer, the whole world looks like a nail."
-Mark Twain

“I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!”
-Bill Watterson

“You must either conquer and rule or serve and lose, suffer or triumph, be the anvil or the hammer.”
-Goethe

“Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.”
-Terry Pratchett

"Uh oh, Uh oh, Uh oh, Uh oh
Uh oh, Uh oh, Uh oh Here comes the hammer."
-MC Hammer

(Guy's sizes only)

Photo by Red Seth