The Coolest Story Ever Told.
And seeing the multitudes, Jesus went up on a mountain, and when He was seated His disciples came to Him. Then He opened His mouth and taught them, saying:
Blessed are the poor in spirit,
For theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are those who mourn,
For they shall be comforted.
Blessed are the meek,
For they shall inherit the earth.
Blessed is the Buffalo Wing Factory
For Thursday is All You Can Eat Wing night.
And God said "Cool Story, Son."