"You remind me of a couple girls I used to know
That I used to be involved with
(Thanks a lot, what a compliment)
Wait, I know that sounds a little bad
(Yes, it does)
But I mean the good traits
(Why don't you just go back to them then?)
No, no, no
I'm saying just the opposite
I'm saying the reverse

You're a "greatest hits"
You're a "the best of"
You include only the good cuts of the girls that I've been out with
You're a "greatest hits"
You're a "the best of"
(Why don't you shut your mouth before you scratch it up?)
Wait a minute..."
-Laptop, "Greatest Hits"