Don't worry ma'am I'm from the Ha Ha! I'm using the what the f*** is the makes you stupid serious business

People always walk around with shirts that indicate their favorite band, movie, TV show, country, state, sports team, political candidate, a brief summation of their political views, god or religion of choice, breed of animal, products they frequently purchase, college, fraternity, sorority, holiday, mascot, whatever the case may be.

What about some love for everyone's favorite worldwide ubiquitous computer network? The internet loves you. Isn't it time you loved it back?

(Yes, it really just says "Internet.")