More ironic than Alanis , more scathing than a speeding Pitchfork review, able to leap entire genres with a single sneer, It's INDIESTRUCTABLE! The indie-rock superhero!

With his sensitive messenger bag and sweatervests, vintage chucks and jeans so tight, crack open a Pabst and join him on an adventure through post-modern irony.

How indie is INDIESTRUCTABLE? If anyone asks, tell him he's a comic book super hero, but there was only one issue, and it went out of print back in 1995. No you can't find it, and no I won't let you read it.

INIDIESTRUCTABLE, AWAYYYY!!!!