The divorce rate of first marriages in America is 50%, and only increases with each subsequent marriage.

But oh totally, i'm sure he/she's the one.

Right. Have fun at your wedding, doing the hokey pokey, playing house, fighting over bills, drinking problems, infidelity, abuse, broken dreams, languishment, mistrust, being taken advantage of, loveless roommate situations borne of fear of loneliness, 'doing it for the kids', eventual early death. I'll be here at the bar holding your seat when you get back.

Perfect for bridal showers and bachelor parties!