"THIS SCENE WAS COOLER TEN YEARS AGO."

Ever notice the politics and the music in this town started to suck at roughly the same time? This shirt is multi-purpose, it works as irony AND as a universal critique. If Schroedinger partook in the DC nightlife, he would wear this shirt... or maybe he wouldn't.

It's got the Andrew MiNDJackson logo on the back. Andrew Jackson would have worn this shirt too, and he would have dueled anyone who would have told him it was an anachronism.